i slept on the floor with ryan miller and koby and when we woke up we were all still drunk

givemeinternet:

In honor of the two conflicting holidays

givemeinternet:

In honor of the two conflicting holidays

samuel-j-whiskers:

when u high as fuck

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and u tryin to find somethin to eat

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but u aint got anythin good

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den u finally find something good 

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but u all out

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gaypee:

"i’m hungry"
"you just ate"
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whitegirlsaintshit:

how can you suck dick like that? there’s no vacuum. his face is always gonna have a draft. you can smell his breath on every side of his face. this nigga can’t be near water no more, he’d drown trying wash his face. he ain’t never gonna replenish his thirst. smh i wish him the best.

whitegirlsaintshit:

how can you suck dick like that? there’s no vacuum. his face is always gonna have a draft. you can smell his breath on every side of his face. this nigga can’t be near water no more, he’d drown trying wash his face. he ain’t never gonna replenish his thirst. smh i wish him the best.

laughingstation:

 

This right here is what advertising should be. Not sexualizing men and women. Just clever little things like this.

samuel-j-whiskers:

Me when bitches fuck with my clique.

samuel-j-whiskers:

Me when bitches fuck with my clique.

brititch:

what does the fox say?

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"oh man!"

jimpovolo:

falling-alice—creepypasta:

jimpovolo:

a moment of silence please because today is the day lily, james and harry potter crashed their car into a crocodile which ate harrys parents and then took out a knife and gave him a lightning bolt scar. This is such a tragic day for eveyone around the world

dude do you know anything about harry potter

this is iconic